I don't think Hugh Hefner is headed to Bunn anytime soon. I really haven't seen anyone around here that would make it in Playboy. As I walked into the Grocery store yesterday I saw a truck (w/ 4 wheel drive of course!) with a bumber sticker that said "This Cowgirl is gonna break your Heart". The rather rotund driver of said vehicle was approaching with a cartfull, containing the likes of Moonpies, frozen pizzas and two or three gallons of milk. I thought to myself, "Honey you you ain't gonna break nothing but one of my lawn chairs!"
Then I went down to the Dollar General and another young lady about 5'2, 300 pounds was grabbing a grocery cart and in doing so let out the loudest burp you ever heard! I was offended. Well, I never...!
Hugh, stay home, it ain't worth the trip.
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In reference to your school spirits post, what ever became of David Enloe after the Woods broke up? Besides your Christmas/Birthday shows is he still involved in making music? I've spotted him in the audience at a few concerts, Stones, the Arrogance reunion in Cary, but I've never noticed him playing in any bands. Is he focused on a serious day job?
I was in Nags Head this weekend, and I think the off season local ladies out there could give your girls of Bunn a run for their money in a tug-o-war! Thank God for the summer crowd to spruce up Nags Head for girl watching/sight seeing.
My wife is from Milwaukee, where the men and the women ALL look like Mike Holmgren. All except her, of course.
Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go 'round....
Guys,
Would you rather have sex with a Fat girl with a pretty face; or a thin fugly girl?
Well, according to http://www.city-data.com/city/Bunn-North-Carolina.html there are 205 women in Bunn. So there must be some goodlooking? But if I look at
http://www.match.com/localsingles/NC/Bunn.html
There is 1 single from Bunn, nurse Jenny, who says about herself: "Body type: A few extra pounds"
I'll be damned!
;-)
Oh and BTW Ace, you hit the nail on the head. Personally I'd rather have a nice girl who's 'a little bit overweight'.
Gerben
that's hilarious Gerben, how do you know where to find all that shit? :)
Over here Terry:
http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&q=bunn+nc&meta=
;-)
Gerben
BTW I also see that your main local tourist attraction is a pumpkin farm.
Here in Holland we say, "big pumpkins, big ass".
Well at least I say it. ;-)
Gerben
... Fellini, we love you...
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