I don't think Hugh Hefner is headed to Bunn anytime soon. I really haven't seen anyone around here that would make it in Playboy. As I walked into the Grocery store yesterday I saw a truck (w/ 4 wheel drive of course!) with a bumber sticker that said "This Cowgirl is gonna break your Heart". The rather rotund driver of said vehicle was approaching with a cartfull, containing the likes of Moonpies, frozen pizzas and two or three gallons of milk. I thought to myself, "Honey you you ain't gonna break nothing but one of my lawn chairs!"
Then I went down to the Dollar General and another young lady about 5'2, 300 pounds was grabbing a grocery cart and in doing so let out the loudest burp you ever heard! I was offended. Well, I never...!
Hugh, stay home, it ain't worth the trip.