So I get summoned into the bedroom tonight to witnify the last few minutes of “Roadhouse”. Now, Y’all know I gotz a song on the “Roadhouse 2” soundtrack, (for DVD release only of course!) but I’ve kept up with the lightfooted Mr.Swayze ever since my Momma loved her some “Dirty Dancing” about 53 times. The new “Roadhouse 2” doesn’t feature Super Swayze which let me down a bit, but at least it gots Meeee!!
So here’s my Momma’s review of the original “Roadhouse”. Y’all ready? Realize that this was the follow up to “Dirty Dancing”. Now, this ain’t makin’ fun o’ Momma..but here was her thoughts on it..”It won’t dat good”
That was it. And it was duh!, OMG! oh so right! When I watched he last few horrifying minutes of “Roadhouse” I was seriously offended that someone would expect even the dumbest son-of-o-bitch on Earth to believe this shit! It was the most laughable attempt at serious cinema that has ever crawled across the screen! And she says..”
It won’t dat good.”? No Momma, it won’t!