Hope y’all’s Labia Day is going well. I currently have a fire on the grill what I’m fiddin’ to throw some marinated tuna steaks on. My chef buddy, Bob Mazzerati (that I do the truffle thing with) gave me a big ‘ol tuna tenderloin that I sliced into 6 big beautiful steaks. Anyhoo, my day started as usual, with a pee..ooops!..I mean after that! I went on a bike ride. I’m trying to stretch my endurance so that I can make it all the way to Spring Hope, NC. Well, today I did 23 miles so I think I am more than ready to make the 12 mile trip to Shit Hope and back. Of course, along the way I stopped to visit. I went by my Dad’s house and he and I always talk a lot of golf and he’s got the new HDTV thing going on that is completely blowing his mind, so I had to hear all about that. Then I rolled down the street to my sister’s house who was cleaning out her pool. Then I went to my cousin Johnny’s car fixin’ shop but he won’t there, so I turned around and went to my Aunt Flossie’s house to wish her a happy 86th birthday (last Saturday). Lord! That was a mistake! I had to “sit down, I want you to sit down!” to hear all about Kim (whoever that is) and how bad she’s doing and about her paint job in the room where we sat that looked REALLY bad but I had to imply otherwise, and about how tough SG’s collards were last year and so on and so on. So meanwhile it’s getting hot outside and I have to beg out. Not only that but their “story” is fiddin’ to come on.
Well, the coals are about hot enough to throw the steaks on so I’m outta here. I’ll get up with y’all next time right here on HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAW!