lesson 2

you're right, that is an ignunt drunk ass way to start a band. Here's how you really do it. You and a couple of dudes get together in a garage or an old house out in the field or something, turn the amps onto eleven. If there's not an eleven on it, write it on there. Drink a whole lot of coffee. Plug the guitars into the amps and play some dumbass collection of chords. Get somebody to beat on the drums the best he knows how. Then start yellin' about your woman, your money or your car. There ya go..rock and roll! Worked for The Yayhoos! It can work for you!