You know who lays low? Who does a good job of hiding out? Yep, you took the words right outta my mouth...paper towels. Them sumbitches hide when you have'm and when you don't have'm. They got a way of being forgotten just before you get in the car to go shopping. I know I shouldn't use'm. Its a lot more ecofriendly to use cloth. But I ain't got no dogs to lick up my mess otherwise so I needs something! I hate to use my good oil changing rag to wipe egg off the floor! Thass what paper towels are for! Ain't no tellin' WHEN you gonna need one! You might sneeze and half ya brain comes out! Better catch it!
Its really OK, right? I mean, can we have ONE vice? Mine is paper towels!