Oh Lawd! Whut is we gonna do? Did you hear about this? Obama is, personally, going to go door to door and is gonna kill all the white people and take their money and give it to the African Americans for slavery reparations! He’s gonna take over ALL health care and tell us when and where we can go to the doctor! We gotta march in the streets against this! I’m (hold on… while I take another sip) outraged at the government takeover of our lives! Especially the part about him killing us, thass just wrong! He should spend his time more focused on the economy. And if he kills all the white people what’s the big deal about health care anyway? He’s just out of control! I mean, he’s been in office over 6 months now and hasn’t even taken a real vacation. The last president had taken three by then! Hey O! Back off! You’re doing too much! I hear he’s gonna start with the old folks and kill them first and then work his way down to the children. We gotta do something about this guy! I think we should invade Iran and spend another trillion over in the Mideast. That’ll keep him busy and then he’ll forget about killin’ everybody! Yeah! Thass the ticket! If not Iran, how about Switzerland?
Honestly, the stupidity in this country is in a word…breathtaking!