Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Today our fine Governor (uuuuh...whasshis name?) proclaimed some great something or other about saving water. Hell, I’m doing my part! Me and all of the family are pitching in. We’re not even using water for our toilet. I’ve turned the shut off to the toilet completely off and we’re all just pissing right into the tank! Brilliant! We’re waiting until we fill it completely up and then we’ll flush it! It’s kinda tough on Grace but she’s a trouper man! Whatever it takes to save the world, ya know?