Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Beware! Ballpark veggie dogs!

I had a few ideas about other uses for the $4 veggie hot dogs
Jack and I ate at The Asheville Tourists Ballpark.
They’d also make good:

1-tent stakes
2-dobro slides
3-horse bits
4-chisels
5-door stops
6-paper weights
7-weapons
8-golf tees
9-tongue depressors
10-paint paddles
11-garden tool handles
12-trailer hitches
13-toilet paper dispensers
14-log splitters
15-tool pegs
16-hat racks
17-piston rods
18-stickshifts
19-nutcrackers
and
20-brass knuckles

3 comments:

Monty Warren said...

...Starter drumsticks for the chil'ren...?

Ace said...

T,

You gotta read my blog today. It's , well, unspeakable.


Ace

Ace said...

BTW it's on the Cafe Americain