I'm a little upset right now. I've just found out some bad news. NO! not like the bad news that Scott delivered to Tony last week. Here's the exchange that I overhead at the club:
Scott: Hey Tony! Come here man! I got some bad news. Real bad!
Tony mosies over.
Scott: Hey man, Windell's dead. (Tony slumps)
Yeah, sucks huh? (Tony begins to weep)
I know, tough..ain't it? It was about 4 days ago dude. Yeah, he's dead, man. Windell's dead. (Tony sobs)
Scott: Sorry dude. Sucks! I know! I told you it was bad!
No, not quite that bad of a news break but get this!..The dude what bought my Jerry Jones double lipstick pick up guitar up in Michigan...he's...he's....
PLAYING REO SPEEDWAGON ON IT! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IS THERE NO GOD!???
WHY MUST THE WORLD TORTURE ME LIKE THIS????
I want that guitar back NOW!! Sucka!!
If I'da known this before I sold it to him the deal would'a never..and I mean...NEEEEV...VAAAAHHHHH gone down!!!