After much debate and screaming across the aisles, not to mention thousands of tax dollars, the North Carolina General Assembly finally decided that the official state amphibian is the...da duh duh da!!!...Bullfrog! Congradulations to the bullfrog species and those who voted for them. What's next on the agenda? The state cloud? My vote is the big puffy ones! Get to work on something real, bitch!
The queeniest Queen of them all, Queen Elizabeth is set to arrive in the States today. "Come on Queenie, less shake it!" She's gonna go to the Queen-tucky Derby after a few days of photo ops and I'm sure showing up on Oprah or something. They sure don't get no queenier than her. She rolls with a whole plane load of clothes and bunch of them queenie lookin' hats. She also has a bunch of them robes that she drags on the ground behind her. "Go, go, go Little Queenie!"
Now let me go see where the shit Matt Lauer is this morning. Oooh! I can't wait to find out!