Monday, August 14, 2006

out again..

After kickin' ass in Knoxville, Macon and especially CHATTANOOGA, the OakTeam made it back in one piece and I gotta say it was our best trip ever! Making friends and fans is what it's all about and these past three days have been a huge success in that regard. Even made a little cash!
Van trips are always a lotta fun. We usually don't stop laughing for long. One thing that was killing me was the idea for our new T-shirt.
"Hi I'm _________ and I'm an OAKaholic"
The 12 steps would be on the back,
#1 is admitting that you was ignunt.
#2 is admitting that you is helpless against the music of the OakTeam

...we need help for the rest, got any ideas?

I'm back out tomorrow to hang with my buddy Scott, singer for 9 Pound Hammer in Lexington, KY. Then I'm meeting the Yayhoos down at the club (The Dame) on Wed. for soundcheck and then it's off to the races with them damn crazthy ass boys!!
WooHoo! Hell yeah! The summer of ROCK!!


Wornoutmorgan said...

#11: I have sought, through ear-care and hi fidelity speakers, to improve my conscious contact with The OAKteam.

mcpband said...


I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.
A nosey woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time ---
but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of
my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story,
particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.


Anonymous said...

Is admitting I can't have a cold beer without reaching for my OAKteam disc to put on the CD

Anonymous said...

Is admitting that I get my ass kicked at LEAST once a day by the OAKT.