Got together with the Oakteam last night and recorded this little gem of a tune...
He was headed on an all night Christmas trip
Flying reindeer coast to coast
Trying to give every kid the thing
That they wanted the most
Little Mary had her heart on a dollie
Billy, he wanted a Shrek
Sad to say.. but on his way
Santa had a wreck
Santa had a wreck
Santa had a wreck and
Spilled all the toys in the yard
It was sometime after midnight
When we heard that great big bang
Ol’Rudolf’s nose had blown a fuse
And Santa couldn’t see a thang!
And when he skipped across our rooftop
Santa hit EJECT!
And I ain’t lying
Them toys went flyin’ when
Santa had a wreck
Santa had a wreck
Santa had a wreck and
Spilled all the toys in the yard
(But) nobody’s gonna be crying
When they wake up Christmas Day
Cause me and my Momma & Daddy
Helped Santa reload his sleigh
and him and the reindeer were doing alright
as he made his final check
and as he headed out
we laughed about how
Santa had a wreck
Santa had a wreck
Santa had a wreck and
Spilled all the toys in the yard
2 comments:
2:30 AM EST 5/27/06
Santa Come on oer here, hep me drank dis Thunderbird
Santa Come on oer here, hep me drank dis Thunderbird
v1
Christmas eve is over
now put dat sled away
The reindeers in da hangar
And now it's Christmas Day
Santa Come on oer here, hep me drank dis Thunderbird
Santa Come on oer here, hep me drank dis Thunderbird
v2.
Santa don't get stupid
You know dat car don't fly
Now if you get behind da wheel
You'll get a DUI
Santa Come on oer here, hep me drank dis Thunderbird
Santa Come on oer here, hep me drank dis Thunderbird
Bridge:
We don't even need a cork screw
Drink it from a pa-per cup
Chistmas Eve is finally over
So come on now Santa, Let's get Tow up..........
Ace solo...................
Santa Come on oer here, hep me drank dis Thunderbird
Santa Come on oer here, hep me drank dis Thunderbird
v3.
Santa what ju bring me
For my Christmas Day
A fifth of good Tequila
And a case of Cabernet - ya
Santa Come on oer here, hep me drank dis Thunderbird
Santa Come on oer here, hep me drank dis Thunderbird
Ace Andres
Nah..
It's...
Santa come on o'er here and help me drank this eggnog
Santa come on o'er here and help me drank this eggnog
You brought them toys this morning
I been up all night
a'cussin and a'fussin'
assembellin' this bike!
Post a Comment