Tuesday, February 07, 2006
The Olympic Ass-Kickin' Team has signed with Burnside Distribution and to much worldwide fanfare, sparklers, fireworks and cupcakes (w/sprinkles!) will re-release the new record on April 11. Why is this great news? Because following this re-release you'll be able to go to Best Buy or you favorite Mom and Pop record shop and buy the record. There will also be an elaborate media blitz by ourselves and Burnside, therefore making the writers that we have already sent records to actually open the packages and listen to the damn thing, plus a few more mailings will also be sent out. So look for another "Terry Anderson and The Olympic A**-Kickin' Team" review coming to a newspaper near you. Can't say "ASS" in America, ya know! I think I'll put a parental advisory on the new release.."This record contains the word "ASS" on not one, but TWO songs! If you are scared that you or your kids are "going to the bad place" upon hearing and consequently singing along to this word, please do not buy this record".