the end.

I can see it now. It’s a beautiful December day, just before Christmas, 2012. This is the last day on the Mayan calendar and people are edgy. But things seem normal, kids in Maine are throwing snowballs, retirees in Florida are walking on the beach with their metal detectors and fat guys are surf fishing on the Outer Banks. But in Washington D.C., President-elect Palin is being shown her new digs in the Oval Office. As she’s looking around she opens one of the drawers and shouts “HEY!! What’s this big red button do?!!!
...The End.