outta here!

Hey, it's me again, the hardest working house painter in showbiz! I'm outta here for a week on that damn boat headed to Puerto Rico with Big Al, Delbert and 'em (fat old folks). I may or may not be able to check in but I'll definitely have a full report once I git back to the mainland. I'm going out wid my wife tonight to see my friend Don Dixon down at The Bar-B-Q joint..SHIT!!! BIG AL just called (whilst I was writtin' this) and said the semi truck with all the gear had a crash and it ended very badly for the driver..Oh my God!!! I'll have to get back with you..this is bad news...thoughts and prayers..