Monday, September 18, 2006

the riot act

I was riding down the road today and heard this expression on the radio. I wondered what the hell it was all about because if it was particularly venomous I wanted to learn it and spit it out at people when needed. I googled it and found this..

[Q] From Gloria Spielman: What is the origin of the expression to read someone the riot act?

[A] These days, its just a figurative expression meaning to give an individual or a group a severe scolding or caution, or to announce that some unruly behaviour must cease. But originally it was a deadly serious injunction to a rioting crowd to disperse.
The Riot Act was passed by the British government in 1714 and came into force in 1715. This was the period of the Catholic Jacobite riots, when mobs opposed to the new Hanoverian king, George I, were attacking the meeting houses of dissenting groups. There was a very real threat of invasion by supporters of the deposed Stuart kings as actually happened later that year and also in 1745. The government feared uprisings, and passed a draconian law making it a felony if a group of more than twelve persons refused to disperse more than an hour after magistrates had told them to do so. To invoke the law, the magistrates had to read the proclamation contained in the Act aloud to the mob, something that often required more courage than they could summon up:
Our sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the act made in the first year of King George, for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God save the King.
The pains or penalties were penal servitude for life or not less than three years, or imprisonment with or without hard labour for up to two years. The Act remained in force for a surprisingly long time, only finally being repealed in 1973, though it had been effectively defunct for decades.


extrastorchy said...

When you find out what "in a pig's eye" means, lemme know.

TA said...

I just wanna know what "extrastorchy" means!

extrastorchy said...

That's one of them questions that's not really a question and ain't supposed to have an answer, ain't it? I love those.

Above my desk hangs an autographed glossy of Larry Storch -- thus the "storch" bit. The "extra-" and "-y" bits came along when I was trying to set up a Yahoo account several years ago and it kept telling me that 8 million other lunkheads were already using different variations of "Storch" as their user name, the lousy bastards.

So, to answer a question you didn't really ask . . . it don't mean a thing.

Apropos of nothing, I just noticed that you guys aren't playing around here anytime soon and the very thought of it brought a tear to my eye.