Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Donny and Marie

I was watching XM radio on my TV tonight and realized sumpthin'. Ya know...I ain't gonna be mad at folks who have big 'ol hits with really really really shitty songs anymore. They have their own Hell to live. They have to sing those songs for the rest of their damn lives! Can you imagine being Donny and Marie and having to sing "I'm a little bit Country..I'm a little bit Rock and Roll" forever. Just google the lyrics for that bitch! Oh......MY.... GOD!!!! It SUUUUCKS.....soBAD!!!
I won't say they are the worst lyrics ever...but they are damn close, Buddy! Believe you me. I shit you NOT!....they get an honorable mention!!
He He!! Y'all write y'all's shitty songs, dass all right!! You gotta sing'm, Bitch!!!

....Oh! what was that Dave Barry said about "I Love You Period"?

3 comments:

Z-d said...

I'll be a bitch and sing the damn shit ass song, if it means it'll bring me 6 figures or more...God damn right (Exclamation point)

pat said...

For your pleasure only Terry !!!

I'm a little bit country
And I'm a little bit rock 'n roll
I'm a little bit of Memphis and nashville
With a Little bit of Motown in my soul
I don't know if it's good or bad
But I Know I Love It So
I'm a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock 'n roll

He's a little bit gentle, he's a little bit runnin' wild
She's a little bit a full-grown woman, she's a little bit of a child
Don't know if I'm happy or sad
My music makes me whols
I'm a little bit country
And I'm a little bit rock 'n roll

I like that peaceful easy feeling of a laid-back country song
And when I sing my rock 'n roll, I can sing it all night long
I love my country with all my heart and my soul
I go out on saturday night for a little bit of rock 'n roll
I know I'm goin' to feel all right
No matter where I go
With a little bit of country
And a little bit of rock 'n roll

I love my country with all my heart and my soul
I go out on saturday night for a little bit of rock 'n roll
I know I'm goin' to feel all right
No matter where I go
With a little bit of country
And a little bit of rock 'n roll

We're a little bit country
We're a little bit rock 'n roll

TA said...

Awesome, Pat. Thanks. See, I told you it sucked!

T