tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13556012.post5469421317380980454..comments2023-10-03T07:25:04.599-04:00Comments on whassupTA: WARNING! GRAPHIC PIX!TAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17376822128628533188noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13556012.post-4605634503780398262009-08-28T08:39:20.025-04:002009-08-28T08:39:20.025-04:00Ya know, the colonscopy itself isn't really al...Ya know, the colonscopy itself isn't really all that bad. I mean, what the hell, you're asleep the whole time. Now, the prep is another story. However, after being diagnosed, at 47, with colon cancer and having a colon resection, colostomy and chemo for 6 months, I'll take the scope any day.fireboy48https://www.blogger.com/profile/09460872021577382953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13556012.post-73204658291977707742009-08-26T01:47:36.872-04:002009-08-26T01:47:36.872-04:00So - you're a perfect asshole? We already kne...So - you're a perfect asshole? We already knew that. Okay - here are some of the top things said during a colonoscopy:<br />I didn't make these up but I hope your enjoy them.<br /> <br />1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! <br />2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?' <br />3. 'Can you hear me NOW?' <br />4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?' <br />5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'<br />6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?' <br />7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...' <br />8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!' <br />9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! <br />10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.' <br />11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?' <br />12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.' <br />And the best one of all.. <br />13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18199050138675078055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13556012.post-3283206069986181062009-08-25T15:03:02.602-04:002009-08-25T15:03:02.602-04:00you DID NOT, 'publish', your colon.
In col...you DID NOT, 'publish', your colon.<br />In color.<br /><br />I'm just having a nightmare- this didn't actually happen-any moment, I'm going to wake up, and ONLY see the OUTSIDE of you.<br /><br />Cripes, I didn't even look at MY OWN damn 'tunnel tour'.<br /><br />PS- the hardest part for me, WAS, at the end, they made me do the 'wind'- and even all geeked up on the drugs, I simply couldn't 'do it', with hubbie David in the room.<br />Or in the hospital. ...In town.<br />'Guess there's SOME romance left?<br />(very glad you got an 'all clear', btw.)<br />lcpAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13556012.post-17000407757931080882009-08-25T12:01:42.637-04:002009-08-25T12:01:42.637-04:00Please God...make it stop.... I really wish I hadn...Please God...make it stop.... I really wish I hadn't seen that - Stay Away from Your Heroes takes on a whole new meaning for me now.<br /><br />Ewwww...<br /><br />JoeyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13556012.post-49821507522885758322009-08-25T11:12:05.792-04:002009-08-25T11:12:05.792-04:00Oh, jeez. I've got to do this very thing in t...Oh, jeez. I've got to do this very thing in two weeks, and boy, am I dreading it! Thanks for the - er - summary, though, I feel a little better now!<br /><br />Oh, and thanks a lot for the closeups...please tell me that's really your eardrum!Mike Elliotthttp://www.us983.comnoreply@blogger.com