hippie shoes

Anyway, so as I was saying, I got these leather hippie shoes that fit like a damn glove. I picked them up at a greatly reduced price and couldn’t believe that I had finally found a pair of shoes that fit so well. Well…the left foot did anyway...in the store. When I put the right one on at home it was about a half of a sock size bigger. Damnit! I can’t have nuthin’ purty! It’s just slighty larger, just enough to piss you off, ya know? So I tried lacing that one up tighter and that just left a mark across the front of my foot, there was still too much toe room. So last night I tried TWO socks on that foot. Now I realize that created a quandary with the sock drawer, like..well..what am I gonna do with this other sock? But I just wanted to try it to see if it would help and like I said, that shoe was about HALF of a sock larger, so with 2 socks it was too much, but I went with it anyway. Well, the real problem with that exposed itself later in the evening at a party at my friend Bob Davis’ house when I realized that my right foot was HOTTER than the left foot. Shit!, one hot foot, one cool and comfortable foot. Damn you! hippie shoes!