Talk in the van gits pretty stupid sometimes. Think about it, if you’re stuck in a truck with some goofballs for 6 or more hours you’re gonna git stir crazy! I remember one conversation The Yayhoos had as we traveled across Spain about the French Army. We wondered aloud about boot camp. What were they teaching those guys?
1-The correct angle at which to hold a white flag?
2-How to say “I surrender!” in 6 different languages?
3-How to both throw your weapon down and your hands up
at the same time? (That could be tricky!)
4-How to “about face” and run like hell?
5-or maybe, just how to run backwards..?
Think about it..