Rod, OMG!

Cooking dinner last night and I'm flipping through the channels on my kitchen TV only to land on Rod Stewart, hangin' out in Rockefeller Center with stomach stapled Al Roker and that bunch, trying to sing some old classic that just happened to have the word "snow" in it for the lighting of this temporary new skyscraper in Manhattan called a Christmas tree. I almost lost my appetite..if not the will to live! I could hear Ian MacLagan in Austin (all the way from Bunn, NC) laughing hysterically and screaming, "See, See there! I told you! Y'all thought I was crazy for breaking up The Faces but I knew this was where it was headed with all them strings and shit! What a buffoon!" It was pretty hideous. Speaking of hanging out with the enemy, Keef is mulling over whether or not to play Johnny Depp's dad in the "Pirates of the Caribbean 2"..The hold up is that the thought of working for Disney is making his skin crawl..Hold your ground Keef! Look at Rod, you don't wanna end up like that! Next thing ya know, you'll be doin' a solo Summer Concert Series on the Today show and fielding softball questions from Katie Couric!!