I think that guy out in Phoenix has the right idea. The warden of a prison there is pumping Christmas songs throughout to get the guys in the Christmas spirit. I say take it a step further and use that practice as a crime deterrent. After the holiday season is over start pumping in The best of STYX or RUSH or REO (or worse.. the DJ from the Christmas party given by the company my wife works for!) from sun-up to to sundown. Can you imagine?
That could be considered cruel and usual punishment though and a fate WORSE than death and may be challenged by the ACLU.