Friday, November 25, 2005
Happy Black Friday! The day after Thanksgiving is called Black Friday here in America. It's the day when all the major retailers are hoping to get back in the black, financially speaking (on the plus side), and out of the red (in debt up to their asses!). So Mama, Grandma and whatever youngins they gotta drag along git in the car at 4:30 am an go to Wal-Mart to spend a week's pay all that shit they got on sale. Meanwhile, Daddy, Grandpa and the boys git their shotguns and go sit out in the woods and try to kill some deer. They all git home around lunchtime, 12pm or so. Mama and 'em start warming up leftovers while Daddy and 'em are out there guttin' the deer. Then it happens, a bunch of Daddy's buddies come over with a case of Budweiser and the whole day goes to shit. Cussin', yellin', takin' over the TV to watch football and America's Funniest Home Videos. God Bless America..we need all the help we can git! ...but it IS pretty entertaining!