Wednesday, October 05, 2005


Well, today is the first Wednesday of the month so you know what that means...of course you don't. It means there's a new segment I'm adding to the blog called "Life's Little Treasures: Advice on how to live a stupid and happy life without killing yourself or anyone else". It's my attempt, albiet a very slight one, to help lower the suicide rate in this country. These are just a few helpful hints so that one and all can live long and happy lives.
Now... today's LLT..(drumroll please)...

It has been estimated (by me!) that at least 88% of all suicides on Saturday occur after returning home from a trip to da Wal-Mart. So just say NO! There are WAAAY too many people in there that rode the little bus in school. So go on Friday, Sunday, Monday or whenever!..just not on a Saturday! Thank you. I hope this helps.

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