Tuesday, October 11, 2005
So Billy Joel drinks furniture polish. Why is this not suprising to me? "Hey Bartender! Gimme a small hot $7 Coors Light with a shot of Old English!" No wonder Christie left him. His breath smelled like the den and his kisses tasted like the dining room table. And here's a question I've asked since this happened...WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME?! What in the hell has he got to do with rock n' roll?