OK class, this is a VERY tasty meal that I treat myself to on days like today when the people I'm painting for have bought the cheapest shit Lowe's brand of interior oil based paint and expect it to look like Benjamin Moore. Here's the first step, go into the Bunn Food Lion and walk PAST the "seafood section" (if you stop, you will be sorry, and no longer hungry), head over to the frozen section and grab a bag of P & D Jumbo Raw shrimp. Walk over and get a bag of limes, 5 for a dollar. Walk to the front of the store and stand in line for 10 or 15 minutes before paying. Then, on your way home stop at the Bunn Liquor store and get a bottle of Jose Cuervo Clasico, it's the white tequila with the blue label. Say "hey" to the church folks who are coming in as you are leaving. Drive home. Put frozen shrimp in cold water in your kitchen sink and forget. Cut lime into wedges. Open tequila and pour a double shot. Place shot glass to bottom lip and throw back yo head! Grab lime wedge, bite and suck. YOWZA!
Repeat the last 4 steps until bottle is empty. Now, that's a tasty meal and always real a crowd pleaser! Bunn appetit!